The Donkey Got Prettier at Closing Time

The Donkey Got Prettier at Closing Time
November 11, 2011

Maureen Martin

Maureen Martin passed away on February 5, 2013. The Heartland Institute's page in tribute to her... (read full bio)

A Zimbabwe man is in legal trouble for having sex with a donkey tied to a tree. But he told the court there’s actually a “simple explanation” for what he did.

He said he met a prostitute in a nightclub and paid $20 to have sex with her. Between then and his arrest, she somehow shape-shifted into a donkey, although he didn’t notice it at the time.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he told the court. But, he added: “I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey.” He was charged with bestiality, and a psychiatric evaluation was ordered.

Bestiality is illegal in 30 states in the U.S., but one sex therapist said there’s a community in Columbia where adolescent males practice with a donkey before they get married. Presumably, to a woman.

Source: “Sunday Moyo, Zimbabwe Man, Caught Having Sex With Donkey, Claims Animal Was A Prostitute,” Huffington Post, October 27, 2011

Maureen Martin

Maureen Martin passed away on February 5, 2013. The Heartland Institute's page in tribute to her... (read full bio)