Man’s Inhumanity to Maniac
A Norwegian man imprisoned for the massacre of 77 people last year has hired a lawyer to complain his prison conditions are “inhumane.”
His complaints? He isn’t given enough butter for his bread, isn’t allowed moisturizer, and his cell is poorly decorated, cold, and lacks a view. He also complains he is forced to shave and brush his teeth too quickly and must ask for help with the switches for his television and lights because they’re outside his cell.
“I highly doubt that there are worse detention facilities,” he wrote authorities, who had no comment.
Source: “Anders Behring Breivik’s prison conditions ‘inhumane,’” BBC News Europe, November 9, 2012 h/t lowering the bar